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At a party last night, a fellow reveler noticed my T-shirt with Ben Franklin dribbling a basketball and asked me if I got it in Philly. I told him yes and that I had moved here last summer from Philadelphia. He was all, "Oh, that must be a change. How do you like Austin?"

"Oh, I like it allright. I grew up in Tulsa, so it seems pretty normal to me."

This created a bit of a stir on the front porch, as I had unintentionally uttered a heresy in a town where seemingly every third car bears a sticker exhorting us to "Keep Austin Weird."

Austin has an abundance of what I call "bohemian infrastructure" - record stores, coffeehouses, comic book shops, and the like - but living here just doesn't seem that weird, at least coming here from West Philly. In my neighborhood there, I would go get coffee and bagels at a dingy grocery store run by anarcho-syndicalists and sit outiside on a motley assortment of park benches and plastic lawn chairs while older granola types watched their kids play on the sidewalk as they passed around a bowl. My corner featured two Ethiopian restaurants, a Senegalese cafe that sold the spiciest falafel you'll ever try, a storefront Industrial Workers of the World office and the W.E.B. DuBois bookstore. At my gym, I would lift weights while huge African men shouted at each other in French and the laundromat provided free copies of The People's Weekly World. Living there, I was constantly exposed to new ideas, cultures, and lifestyles.

In contrast, Austin seems crazy stoopid whitebread. I keep wondering what's so weird about Austin. Granted, I've got my head down most of the time, preoccupied with grad school, so I may have missed out on the weird part of Austin. I have run across some lovably weird stuff here, like the "hipster stripmall" on North Loop or the Rhizome Collective, but weirdness doesn't seem to be as woven into the fabric of daily life here as in other places.

A few months back, the Austin blog community held "Austin Blog Day," where participants all blogged about the same Austin-related topic and shared their responses. Perhaps a great topic for the next event would be, "What makes Austin so weird, anyway?" so newcomers like me can have a tip sheet for finding Austin's weirdness.

Posted by McChris at July 5, 2003 03:05 PM
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interesting. philly is weird? weird! most places are weird. one thing's for sure, that "Keep Austin Weird" shit has got-to-GO. I'm a newcomer too and am not blown away by austin's weirdness. southern utah is weird.

Posted by: spicy at July 5, 2003 07:25 PM

This must be a new meme ... I'm starting to believe that Austin's sense of its own coolness is way overblown. Also, there's an editorial in today's Austin American-Statesman which states that "keeping Austin weird" might be hurting the local economy. And on the "whitebread" tip, Austin is one of the most segregated cities I know.

Posted by: Will at July 6, 2003 05:47 PM

Spicy, I would say that for the most part "Philly," including Montgomery and Delaware counties, is very, very un-weird, and instead quite stodgy and uptight (my coworkers thought I was super countercultural for being veggie) but my slice of West Philly was a pretty weird multicultural mix of people experimenting with different styles of urban living. I suspect Williamsburg, Brooklyn may have been weird like this ten years ago before it became too hip for its own good. Of course, life in a run-down European-style city is going to seem weird for a Sun-belter anyway.

Posted by: m4dd4wg at July 6, 2003 06:13 PM

maybe we should propose this idea to the austin bloggers? i, too, would like to know why people think Austin is weird.

Posted by: spicy at July 7, 2003 01:19 PM

Yeah, you can't claim weirdness -- the truly weird think they're the sane ones and everyone else is weird.

Besides, the phrase reminds me of The Andy Williams Show back in the early 70s where one of the catchphrases was "You're weird, Andy...." Now if Andy Williams doing comedy skits in his golfing sweater was weird, does anyone really want Austin to be like that?

Posted by: Nigel Richardson at July 7, 2003 02:04 PM

if you've lived in miserable little cities along the lines of baton rouge, austin *is* wonderfully weird...

Posted by: clare at July 7, 2003 05:33 PM

The weirdness of Austin is relative to the rest of Texas. There are plenty of other centers of weirdness around the country: Berkeley, Boulder, Portland (OR), Cambridge, parts of Manhatten and Brooklyn. Portland, for instance (where I lived for eight years), has an intellectual vibrancy to it that I find missing in Austin.

Jeb

Posted by: Jeb at July 8, 2003 11:27 AM
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