cowpies and roadkill are excluded from this offer
just some good ole wankstas

It doesn't take me long to vacuum my studio apartment, but it takes long enough for me to think of something truly asinine. As I was vacuuming, I imagine handing someone a mix CD, and they would ask,
"What's on it?"
"Oh, just some Morrissey and Merle Haggard with a few 50 Cent club mixes thrown in," I would reply.
Then I imagined Morrissey and 50 Cent recording The Dukes of Hazzard theme song as a duet - and making a very special guest appearance on Hee-Haw to promote the cut.

My mom says my favorite show as a kid was Hee-Haw, which used to drive my babysitters crazy. I remember loving The Dukes as well, thinking Daisy's Jeep was tight. The other day in class I joked about writing a dissertation about The Greatest American Hero, but Hee-Haw and The Dukes of Hazzard would actually make an interesting research project, investigating representation of rural working class Americans during in the television of that era.

Posted by McChris at April 6, 2003 10:00 PM
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Dude, I was into "Dukes of Hazzard" 'cause Daisy's SHORTS were type, not her Jeep. Unless "Jeep" has some Oklahoma connotation that I don't know about.

Posted by: Stephen Silver at April 7, 2003 04:24 PM

Maybe Jeeps have the same uses as sheds in Oklahoma.

And no discussion of The Greatest American Hero is complete without mentioning George Costanza's answering machine.
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home ..."

Posted by: iZac at April 7, 2003 08:08 PM
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