I'll admit that I was late to learn about the government's advice to cover windows with duct tape and plastic sheeting - I though it was a joke when I read about it on Neal Pollack - but there's something about the duct tape thing that awakens the primal Boy Scout within me. Maybe it's because preparing for war is a little like packing for a camping trip, as this clip from the Today Show suggests. Mr. and Mrs. Tom Ridge stand in a kitchen telling Jamie Gangel how normal citizen should prepare for an attack on the US. The Ridges suggest buying crap like bottled water and granola bars will prepare you for an act of war.
I've already mentioned the man from last Saturday's demonstration that held a sign that read, "Buy More Duct Tape," to simultaneously mock the Bush adminstration's preparedness advice and its emphasis on consumption as an end to economic stimulus. Well, this roundup in the Washington Post indicates that marcher may not have been so far off. According to the story, a GOP contributor makes about 46% of the duct tape sold in the US and has seen "a doubling and tripling" of sales since the advice went out.
More on the continuing saga of Duct Tape. (It's not just for wallet-making anymore...) My buddy (who is so embarrassed he doesn't want his name mentioned) has a wart on his finger and his mother heard that duct tape applied directly to a wart and ripped from the same wart daily will slowly tear away the wart and keep it gone forever!!!! He's been doing this faithfully (reapplying and reripping a little band-aid of duct tape each day) and it's working. The duct tape company has been officially communicating itself as a wart-healer, (which is how his mom heard about it in the first place.) I'm not sure of any sources, though. I'll try to find out where/when this is mentioned in any media. I think the real point is that the USA has finally found a commodity item that doubles as a panacea for ALL problems. Fuckin'A!!!!!!!!!!!
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