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Todd Levin has a racist aunt, and he called on her to share her opinions of the various regions of the country. I thought this was very funny, since her opinions mirrored those of my weirdo coworkers in the Philadelphia suburbs. They didn't think too highly of me or the Great Plains region, but, more to the point, I thought they were overtly racist and small-minded, much like the racist aunt. Here's her map of the US in .pdf form and an inferior .gif version. Readers who have listened to me gripe about those creepy people now have a wonderful insight into the way they think.